Anonymous asked:

I sent this guy a picture on snapchat of my booty in the shower and I accidentally put my face in it and he screenshotted it and has it on his phone now and I'm worried that he might be showing people around school. What should I do? Help me pleaseeee!

Wow. No offense but you’re fucking stupid. You’re screwed …

-Eppy Xx

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sludgewave420:

fishingboatproceeds:

WOW!
We are so close to getting to $100,000 (which will be matched by Bill Gates!) to help get 8,000 people in Ethiopia access to clean, safe water.
And it looks like we’re going to get there in two days. Amazing. THANK YOU.

hey john did you think of asking bill gates to just give the $100k since he primarily has that money from resource and labor exploitation from places like Ethiopia, instead of making it a Liberal Feel-Good campaign where people give up what insignificant money they have to aid in a publicity stunt for assholes like yourself and gates? or were you too busy sucking yourself off in a holocaust museum

Wow okay bitch ^

sludgewave420:

fishingboatproceeds:

WOW!

We are so close to getting to $100,000 (which will be matched by Bill Gates!) to help get 8,000 people in Ethiopia access to clean, safe water.

And it looks like we’re going to get there in two days. Amazing. THANK YOU.

hey john did you think of asking bill gates to just give the $100k since he primarily has that money from resource and labor exploitation from places like Ethiopia, instead of making it a Liberal Feel-Good campaign where people give up what insignificant money they have to aid in a publicity stunt for assholes like yourself and gates? or were you too busy sucking yourself off in a holocaust museum

Wow okay bitch ^

Anonymous asked:

hey, i need advice. I'm 16 and female and I'm a virgin but I've decided to sleep with this guy from my college tomorrow in my lunch break. we are going to his flat. Ive had sex with girls before but never a guy. Im scared its going to hurt or I'm going to bleed!. also I'm really self conscious because he is really fit and goes to the gym and I'm the opposite. I'm not thin and i have scars all over my body from self harm. Im petrified, any advice?

Wait till marriage sex. is. bad.

-Eppy Xx

Anonymous asked:

hi eppy (omg i love les mis are you a fan?? anyway) i junior asked me to homecoming I'm a freshman but I'm still going. we are just friends but i think he might want to be a bit more. ANNYway. people are telling me that he might end up asking me to junior prom. in the event of this WHAT DO I DOOOO??? thanks. xoxo

Uhm say yes of course, and yea my parents are big fans … -Eppy Xx

annie-thefanny

Three years later, a new girl sits cross-legged on your bed.
She tastes like a different flavor of bubblegum than you are used to.
She opens up a book that you had to read in high school, and a folded picture of us falls out of chapter three.
Now there are two unfinished stories resting in her lap.
Inevitably, she asks, and you tell her.

You say: I dated her a while back.
You don’t say: Sometimes, when I’m holding you, I imagine the smell of her vanilla perfume.

You say: She was younger than me.
You don’t say: The sixteen summers in her bones warmed the eighteen winters my skin had weathered.

You say: It’s nothing now.
You don’t say: But it was everything then.
Some things are better left unsaid. (via unlively)
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